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Posted by Elodia Tate
I once heard that if you give up hope on someone, you are
slamming the door on the face of God.
Have...
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Posted by Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl Craboon
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
IT'S AWESOME AUGUST AGAIN
Or, what else did you think it was?
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Posted by Jeffrey Hauser
I had been married for a year and we hadnt been able to afford a honeymoon. So
we saved for a year, picked a Montego Bay resort in Jamaica, off a travel brochure,
and prepared for a long week-end getaway over Presidents Day. We lived in New
Jersey at the time and hadnt traveled much. My wife was from a very small town in
West Virginia and never been in a hotel before.
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Posted by uma ranganathan
We're a family of wine drinkers. Anyone who really knows us, and
the fact that we are absolutely not...
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Posted by Martyn Davies
t was only the other day that I learnt that the first recorded use of contraception was
in 2000BC by the Egyptians. I can't say why I learned the fact, just as I can't fathom
out why I still know the words to "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" thirty years or so after
its release. These things seep into the brain and stick like chewing gum to a sock
there to annoy one for all time. But try to remember to take the cake out of the oven
or to pick up your sunglasses off the chemist's counter
not a hope in hell.
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Posted by Kingston Amadan
We all know someone who has bad breath. Still, you may not be current on all the slang associated...
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Posted by Tom Attea/NewsLaugh.com
The Democratic Party, sensing electoral weakness in the war-ravaged Republican Party, began an intensive search for a platform that might lead to a rejuvenation of their own habitually unfocused and widely unattractive party.
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Posted by Oscar Basurto
He made his mind and decided that he would not allow it to happen any longer. He wanted to be alone, quite and silent. But this power was too much to handle. It was reaching him, invading his spaces and in a certain way, was taking all his being.
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